For all the classes and "hands on learning" that goes on at Psychic High School, I feel like they're not really teaching us anything. Today we brought roadkill back to life in a sink using a car battery and some baking soda. I got a baby skunk, and it was really cute when it sputtered to life, even with its head squashed and one eye hanging out. But when we let them all go in the woods, it was just like "Good job! You get an A!" with no discussion about if it was ethical to bring them back and make them live again, or what the ramifications were, or even if there were any.

I feel like there's a lot going on that they just don't--or won't--explain. They're just concerned about test scores.

I don't usually go to sports but with all the buzz around the Psychic Synchronized Swim Team how could I resist? I even convinced @Zach Flameheart to come but that didn't work out too well because of all the splashing.

Anyway, the finale when @RadioactiveTurtle rises up from the depths with the rest of the team in formation on the shell is pretty awesome. Then they start floating in the air and spinning and spitting out water. They are definitely going all the way this year.

But then @Zach Flameheart started screaming and I saw the water splashes were dousing his flames. Didn't even think about sitting in the protected area. Next time for sure.

My Ghost Mood Ring is picking up really crazy readings from the girl's restroom in the administration building, so I'd suggest going outside instead.

Ha ha joke all the other girl's restrooms are fine and you can use them. I just prefer going outside. That's part of why I was "let go" from the Taylor Swift Emotional Museum too.

Howard the Psyhigh graduate? Yeah that’s who I interviewed with at the Taylor Swift Emotional Museum, @Johann Waedewdyr. He was in charge of the Hunters from Beyond interactive exhibit and wanted me to wear a black leotard and night vision goggles and creep into people’s dreams when they got home. And they pay like $3 an hour less than minimum wage. All of which contributed to my lack of enthusiasm about the job.

I had a summer job at the Taylor Swift Emotional Museum but got fired because I was more than 5 minutes late three times.

Got kicked out of seahorse riding academy.

I didn’t pass the entrance exam at the Texas Power Ranger Institute so here I am.